My plan for the evening:

I plan to make and consume the sandwich I wanted to make and consume earlier but had to go to work.  Curses!  My sandwiching foiled!  However I have had time to think of the sandwich I am going to create.  We are all familiar with the Reuben or if you are not well tough titty for you.  I love them though I refuse to put salad dressing on a fucking sandwich.  So I realized I have the makings for not just a Reuben at home but a Reuben that I will dub, "The Bear Jew".

This is the plan:

• 1 18" loaf of bread.
• 1lb Pastrami
• a shit ton of Swiss cheese
• roasted onions and jalapenos
• spicy mustard
• sauerkraut
• construct and place in oven 
• consume while half naked and wearing fat pants

Photos will be pending...of the sandwich not me in a disgusting orgy of sandwichian destruction.