I hope this is real because I think I just pooped a little.
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Now I definitely have to get my computer up to snuff:
I hope this is real because I think I just pooped a little.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
The press release came out 05/26/09 and says that the focus will be on high end night life in Liberty City.
Additionally:
As announced today, Rockstar Games is planning to release Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City, a new Xbox 360® standalone title based on the blockbuster Grand Theft Auto franchise in the fourth quarter of fiscal 2009. The product will consist of the two downloadable episodes of Grand Theft Auto IV, including the critically acclaimed episode The Lost and Damned, and the upcoming second episode, The Ballad of Gay Tony, together on a single disc exclusively for Xbox 360. Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City will be in stores simultaneously with the release of The Ballad of Gay Tony downloadable episode on Xbox LIVE®.Players will not be required to have the original version of Grand Theft Auto IV in order to play Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City, which will be available for $39.99.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Awesome article in The Onion.
Friday, May 16, 2008
My current custom playlist for GTA IV.
- Main Title 2:19 David Shire The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three
- Kaneda 3:11 Akira Symphonic Suite
- Main Theme 3:12 Jacques Loussier Dark Of The Sun
- Main Theme - Carter Takes A Train 3:00 Roy Budd
- Ricky's Theme 3:44 The Beastie Boys
- Summertime Killer 3:40 Luis Bacalov
- Main Title 2:36 Hideakira Sakurai The Best of Lone Wolf and Cub
- L Arena 4:46 Ennio Morricone
- Zorba The Greek 2:56 John Murphy & David Hughes Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
- Parade of the Slave Children (From Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) 4:53 John Williams
- Scherzo for Motorcycle and Orchestra (From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) 2:48 John Williams
- Battle of the Heroes 3:42 John Williams Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
- Getting Nowhere In A Hurry - Instrumental 3:11 Roy Budd Get Carter
- Main Titles 3:42 Vangelis Blade Runner
- Hong Kong Underground 4:43 Jesper Kyd Hitman Contracts
- Vegas Blood Money 6:35 Jesper Kyd Hitman: Bloodmoney
- Winds Over The Neo-Tokyo 2:48 Geinoh Yamashirogumi Akira
- Nightstalker 1:45 Kenji Kawai GHOST IN THE SHELL
- Theme From "To Kill A Dead Man" 4:26 Portishead Sour Times EP
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
GTA IV Secret - Spoiler
Monday, May 05, 2008
My first impressions of GTA IV - about a third of the way through the game.
- The soundtrack isn't my cup of tea. The score is great and some of the stations - i.e. Vladivostok & IF99 playing Eastern European pop and Afropop/Funk respectively - are a blast. The Latin station is a welcome change. I was happy to hear a Jazz station though I kind of miss a Classical station. Journey FM does a decent job of filling the Classical slot though with ambient Tangerine Dream-esque tunes. There are a good number of stations that are hit or miss for me. The rock stations are meh. One is old hits DJ'd by Iggy Pop and the other is new white belt rock DJ'd by Juliette Lewis. The rest of the stations are okay, some modern urban crap, rap classics, some smooth gettin ass music about shorties, and an electronic station I always skip past. I usually end up just turning off the radio.
- I want more clothing options. So far there are only three stores. Yes this is a ridiculous gripe.
- I miss taking pictures of stuff. In past games you could take snapshots and save them. Maybe this happens later in the game.
And those are the only three I can think of right now.
You can read all the other reviews about how awesome GTA IV is. It truly takes gaming up to a new level. There are countless moments of "Holy shit I can do that?!?" and "Holy shit look at that!".
What really makes GTA IV an amazing experience for me though are:
- The character interaction. A lot of the game depends on social interaction and keeping up with various characters through out the game via phone, hanging out and email. It's kind of bizarre because I am so bad at this in RL but have some what mastered it in IV.
- The high quality of writing. The dialogue and story are top notch. IV is much more serious and adult in content than any other in the series. I don't mean adult purient I mean characters are dealing with some pretty awful issues on a personal level. This lends a level of sophistication that's refreshing in gaming. A lot of the wacky humor the series was known for has also been scaled down.
- The overall theme of addiction and recovery is pretty astounding and handled in a way that blows me away. I actually wonder if the writer is in recovery. What could easily be over wrought After School special junk is not. The addictions run the gamut from gambling to alcoholism to drug use to violence. I am looking forward to finding out what happens with the main story line.
More news to follow.
Friday, February 15, 2008
The Long Kinda Sorta Maybe Good Friday.
- Was sent an email by Mike this morning directing me to a link on Ain't it Cool about the digital editing of the US trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. At first I was pretty annoyed but the annoyance has shifted over to, "Well that's fucking typical." Apparently MP40s (German submachine guns) are not supposed to be pointed at our heroes. I rewatched the trailer with a more critical eye and realize that the CGI doesn't really look all that good. I'm a little disappointed but remember that the Indy series has some terrible FX. I guess I'll just have to get over it.
- One of my favorite webcomics Questionable Content has taken a sort of surprising direction. Not to say that I didn't see it coming I just didn't think that it would actually happen. Hey, some people watch WB shows. I read webcomics.
- I'm working on adding/tweaking/fiddling the links at the bottom of the page as well as some of the feeds and good stuff like that. Trying to make it a little more one stop shopping.
- BCIII has been adding more trailers and good stuff over at http://pihytrailers.blogspot.com/.
- If any of you have a copy of James Horner's score for Krull please let me know. Don't mock just because it's Krull - it's a really good score.
- The GTAIV site is live. I am torn between devouring all the info I can and just avoiding any and all news about it.
That's all for now folks. Hope you guys have a good weekend. I'm gonna be on lockdown because the house is a shambles and I'm wearing my emergency clean clothes.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Burnout Paradise, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, GTA IV, and more...
If you're not familiar with the Burnout series then drop whatever it is you're doing and go buy a copy of Burnout 3. It's my favorite racing series because:
- I suck at racing games and yet I can play the hell out of a Burnout game.
- People can just pick up and play these games.
- The level of destruction and lots of pretty pretty sparks.
- In real life you really wish you could slam some annoying bastard's car into oncoming traffic or into a median.
Burnout Paradise is the latest installation in the series and so far is proving to be an exciting addition. I put in about five hours last night and was beginning to think it was too easy. Then I played a race and got totally wiped so I guess it's not too easy. What I like about the game is that the map is totally open from the start. Every intersection and stretch of road has some kind of event to play. Starting a race consists of driving around, coming up to an intersection, and pulling LT & RT. The race starts. There's a lot to find and explore in this game - which is one of my favorite tasks in games. The Road Rages are fun especially since the other cars will find you instead of having to find them - meaning you can careen through construction sites and cut throughs at top speed instead of sticking to the main streets. I like addition of the Marked Man races - get to the finish line in one piece with enemy vehicles trying to wreck you all the way. The Racing is fun though frustrating because there are so many ways to go. Once you have a solid knowledge of cut-throughs and sneaky way then it makes it a lot more fun - i.e. I won a backwoods curving roads race by simply driving straight down the railroad tracks at full speed.
The game looks great, the cars are fun to drive, the crashes are wicked gnarly, and I look forward to playing it online. The one downside is the music. It's a strange mix of old and new and cuts from earlier Burnout games. After a while I turned it off and just listened to The Sword.
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin is a DS Lite turn based strategy game based in a post-apocalyptic world. Meteroids struck the Earth and everything went to shit and now it's up to our heroes to band together and fight bandits and assorted whackos. So far it's addictive as a sonofabitch and hopefully has a boatload of replay value.
There is finally a release date for GTA IV 04-29-08. Finally a reason to get up in the morning.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Happy Preemptive Thanksgiving Airstrike!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007
A little love for the PS3.
Then there's the issue of well...the exclusive games just aren't there for the PS3 yet. GTAIV is going to have exclusive content for the 360. I read somewhere that Rockstar's La Noire is going to be PS3 exclusive - if it actually comes out. The game that is exclusive and looks completely awesome is Naughty Dog's Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. Really solid, top notch classic adventure games are pretty few and far between for some bizarre reason. Indiana Jones games are pretty much total disappointments. Uncharted has been getting some solid press and Naughty Dog knows what they are doing as far as making fun adventure games what with their Jak & Daxter series. Here's one of the trailers...and yes that's Nathan "Captain Tight Pants" Fillion:
Friday, July 13, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
GTA:IV first trailer.
I am, uh, pretty excited. If the trailer is any indication of gameplay then I think we're in for something pretty special. Just go watch the trailer.
To tide us over until then Rockstar is releasing Manhunt 2 this summer. I had a lot of, well, I wouldn't call it fun per se but I did enjoy Manhunt. Let's put it this way, I haven't had a game seriously disturb me before...okay maybe Silent Hill.
Friday, March 02, 2007
GTA IV Tease.
Gonna have to start saving my pennies for a PS3 because this bad boy is coming out in October.
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